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The Real Mary Austin user not visiting Queenzone.com

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Posted: 20 May 19, 00:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mankind, fear not!

I am The Real Mary Austin and I came here to tell you the truth.

Listen closely as I will spread my wisdom every once in a while for your enlightenment.

In the meantime you can post all your questions to me. I will answer them whenever possible.

Mary

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Posted: 20 May 19, 00:48 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

good luck


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Posted: 20 May 19, 03:44 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Really? That I am the Real Freddie Mercury

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Posted: 20 May 19, 04:56 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Bye

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Posted: 20 May 19, 06:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

If you are Mary Austin, then I am Mary Poppins. What a wanker.

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Posted: 20 May 19, 06:14 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Proper trolling

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Posted: 20 May 19, 06:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Another 'hilarious' board 'character'

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Posted: 20 May 19, 06:53 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

stevelondon20 wrote:

Proper trolling


Pathetic, piss poor trolling by OP.

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Posted: 20 May 19, 08:26 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh fuck, another one of "those"?

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Posted: 20 May 19, 10:28 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I don't know what's more cringe-worthy, this trolling-topic itself, or the fact that the troll thought anyone might actually fall for something this stupid.

How empty must one's life be for it to seem worthwhile to spend even a couple of seconds on something this sad...


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Posted: 20 May 19, 10:37 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Mary, re:

>Listen closely as I will spread my wisdom every once in a while for your enlightenment

You did a fabulous job of spreading your legs for me last night; in fact, when you had me pretending to be both Freddie AND Roger, I've, frankly, never seen or heard anything like it.

How about a quick bunk-up tonight at Fred's old gaf? We can try it in the Koi pond of you like.......?

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Posted: 20 May 19, 11:29 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Looool!!!

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Posted: 20 May 19, 14:21 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Freddie rey, Anton3283, mariah carey, stevelondon20, mooghead, Iron Butterfly, pittrek, thomasquinn and dudeofqueen:

I came here to tell you the truth. That's why I will forgive you for your sins.

Mary

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Posted: 20 May 19, 15:33 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I do not care that you are newbie you are troll

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Posted: 20 May 19, 16:43 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Not a newbie. The sad loner creates new accounts all the time. I feel sorry for him really.

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Posted: 20 May 19, 16:54 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

I believe this is the real Mary Austin and I have an important question:

I lent Fred a tin of paint once so he could write the number of his house on his black rubbish bin. Sadly he never returned it. So my question is, is there a half empty tin of paint in the garage at Garden Lodge and, if so, could you get it back to me? Thanks.


"Queen is the only band in the world that can play so heavily that your nose bleeds, then offer a silk handkerchief to clean up with."
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Posted: 20 May 19, 17:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Oh, you forgive sins, you are saint. :-D

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Posted: 20 May 19, 17:17 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

thomasquinn 32989 wrote:

I don't know what's more cringe-worthy, this trolling-topic itself, or the fact that the troll thought anyone might actually fall for something this stupid.

How empty must one's life be for it to seem worthwhile to spend even a couple of seconds on something this sad...


says you, who is just as lame


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Posted: 20 May 19, 21:49 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

Holly2003, thank you for your question. I had a henchman check the house tonight and I am sorry to say that you have to ask for the tin someplace else. A note by Freddie states that he gave it to Peter Straker, who used to collect half-empty tins of paint for good luck.

Truthful,
Mary

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Posted: 21 May 19, 06:15 Edit this post Reply to this post Reply with Quote

This just gets better!!! Unreal.