Bohemian: 114 posts
A month ago, a small edit of the Amazon logo with a BoRhap lyric ("Mama, ooooo... Didn't mean to make you cry") went viral on the Sbubby subreddit, resulting in the top comments being this nice parody. I have collected it and put them together with no alterations. Hope you enjoy:
If your package doesn't come this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on. As if nothing was ever ordered...
Too late, USP has come
Sent apologies down my spine, body's angry all the time
Goodbye everybody, I've got to call, gotta leave a bad review on this mailman
I don't wanna reorder!
Sometimes I wish I had never ordered at all!
[epic guitar solo]
I see a little silohetto of a mailman
where’s my stuff, where’s my stuff
Will you deliver it right now
BROKEN PACKAGING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME
But I’m just a customer, support doesn’t love me
hes just a customer support doenst love him, sparing his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go will you let me return
we're sorry #NO we'll never let you return
let him return
we'll never let him return
Let me retu-u-u-urn
Mama mia let me return
But Amazon has a package put aside for me
For me........ For MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[more epic guitar solo]
So you think you can scam me and not let me refuuund...
So you you think I can't just leave a bad reviewwwwww! OOOOOHHHHH 1 Star
i want a refund i want a refund right heree
[another epic guitar solo]
Nothing ever arrives
Anyone can ship
Nothing ever arrives Nothing ever arrives... to meeeeeeeeeee
Anyway the money goes…
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